No Bella Swan here

Dear future husband,

Need to know #42

I'm no Bella Swan!

I don't need someone 

to watch over me 24/7

Don't hang out with me

because you feel it's your duty!

hang out with me because you want to!

xo younger (sort of independent) me.

emergency kit!

Dear future husband,

Need to know #41

Are you in the dog house?

Well fear not!

 I will easily forgive you

IF 

you give me one of two;

(or both!!)

A pineapple fruju;

( must be noted that I hate

anything else that is pineapple!)

OR

A watermelon!!

xo younger (easily pleased) me.

Vacation 101

Dear future husband,

Need to know #40

When it comes to vacations,

I am really not fussy!

Lets just put a tent up in our backyard!

But if it is a major vacation you are after,

The following sound good to me;

-Greenland

-Ireland

-Scotland

-Australia

-Around Europe (on a cruise)

-Samoa

-anywhere you want!

xo younger me.

blanket forts!

Dear future husband,

Need to know #39

A house isn't a home

until a blanket fort has been built.

xo younger me.

modesty

Dear future husband,

Need to know #38

Justin Timberlake may be bringing sexy back,

but I'm bringing modesty back.

xo younger (modest) me.

Battle it out

Dear future husband,

Need to know #37

If we ever get into an argument,

and we just can't decide,

We will battle it out

with rock, paper, scissors.

xo younger (competitive) me.

Ideal man!

Dear future husband,

Need to know #36

My ideal man must;

1. Be a man

2. Be as swift as the coursing river

3. Have all the force of a great typhoon

4. Have all the strength of a raging fire

5. Be as mysterious as the dark side of the moon

xo younger (girl with standards) me.

Family stories!

Dear future husband,

Need to know #35

Stories told by family and friends,

are not to be believed!!!!

and when offered to see old photos of me,

SAY NO!

xo younger (still embarrassing) me.

Bob the builder!

Dear future husband,

Need to know #34

I enjoy watching The Block,

So feel free to learn to build,

so we can be the coolest couple on the show!

However,

House Rules has a better prize...

oh well, we can discuss this later!

xo younger (handy) me.

billionaire?

Dear future husband,

Need to know #33

If we become billionaires,

I want to invest 

or start

a cactus shop!

I'm serious!

Those things never die!

we would be in business for all seasons!

I know, 

you're married to a genius!

And on the side we could have an alpaca farm!

xo younger (rich) me.

Not fussed!

Dear future husband,

Need to know #32

Be spontaneous!

Be romantic!

Propose to me when I least suspect it!

Propose 137 days after/before my birthday!

propose to me while I'm stuffing my face at McDonalds!

Propose in song!

PS; I love cheesy!

xo younger me.

Car!

Dear future husband,

Need to know #31

This is my baby!

So if you already have a car,

unless it is a similar looking BMW,

sell it!

Anyway, why fight it,

this car will even fit in kids!

I know, I'm considerate like that!

xo younger (car loving) me.

I am me

Dear future husband,

Need to know #30

I am not like most girls.

If I say nothing is wrong,

usually nothing is wrong.

I will tell you if something is wrong!

so don't get your knickers in a knot

about trying to understand the 'complicated' woman.

I'm serious,

ask and I will tell!

xo younger me.

Open door

Dear future husband,

Need to know #29

I have an open door policy!

Our house will always be open to guests,

so do not be alarmed if you stumble

across a broken hearted friend

sitting with me on the couch 

eating more ice-cream than anyone needs

at 3 in the morning!

Also, you are required to play butler

at any movie nights I may have 

with some of my girlies!

(If Gemma lives close, this may be a common occurance!)

Shout out to Gemma!! haha 

xo younger (friendly) me.

Let happiness shine

Dear future husband,

Need to know #28

I want us to always be happy!

Lets not sweat the small stuff,

lets just hand it all over to the Lord

and pray his blessings will continue to reign upon us!

xo younger (happy) me.

Polamalu hair!

Dear future husband,

Need to know #27

I love Troy Polamalu.

However, this does not give you 

permission to grow your hair like this!

Once we are married, 

you can grow your hair as crazy as you want!

because I will not have my wedding photos

next to chewbacca.

xo younger me.

Brother knows best

Dear future husband,

Need to know #26

My brother thinks I sound like a control freak?

No clue why!

SO

something nice;

I have no problem with a boys night

happening every week.

I also promise to (try to)

cook your favourite meal 

at least once a month!

I think that's good?

xo younger (lovelier) me.

Toilet paper antics

Dear future husband,

Need to know #25

^this is how toilet paper should sit!

It should not be facing the other way!

there is honestly nothing in the world

(except for Frodo)

that will annoy me more!

ALSO

4 ply is the way it should be,

come home with 1 ply

and I will wrap you up in it

until you suffocate.

I don't care if 4 ply is $10000

more expensive than 1 ply.

Buy 1 ply and it will be the last thing you do.

ALSO

If I see this:

You might as well pack your bags,

actually don't even bother packing your bags.

Just leave!

xo younger (bossier) me.

Not all about us!

Dear future husband,

Need to know #24

Not everything is about you,

just like not everything is about me.

SO

Dear reader,

I really want to thank you for making this blog so popular!

and I also really want to encourage you to start your own!!

I'm sure my future husband

isn't the only one

who would benefit from 

a 'insert your name' manual!

xo younger (considerate) me.

Not responsible!

Dear future husband,

Need to know #23

I can not be held responsible for 

the actions of younger me!

No matter how embarrassing

I once was on my facebook updates,

you must not judge me!

we can giggle at it together,

but believe me when I say,

if you judge me for my younger self,

I will make it my life's mission to hunt down anything

embarrassing  about yourself and exploit it.

xo younger (embarrassing) me.

Wedding plans

Dear future husband,

Need to know #22

I give permission for you to hire

someone to dress up as Gollum

and be our ring bearer at our wedding.

I also give permission to our photographer to 

photoshop some of our wedding photos

and turn them into zombie battles,

or something else appropriate like that.

xo younger (awesome) me.

Famous

Dear future husband,

I know I said one fact a day,

BUT

You should know to never take me seriously,

except now,

take me seriously when I say to not take me seriously!

(Also, have decided to change it from 

"Fact about me #.."

to

"Need to know #..")

Need to know #21

If you happen to be famous,

(Johnny Depp, Stan Walker or Rory Mckenna)

You will not be excused from house work!

and I see no need for a cleaner or chef,

We were blessed with arms and legs,

so lets make use of it!

xo younger (hard working) me.

Right and wrong

Dear future husband,

Fact about me #20

I am always right.

Even when I am wrong,

I am right.

xo younger (stubborn) me.

When I'm gone

Dear future husband,

This is the last one for tonight,

and from now on,

I will only be putting up one fact a day!

Fact about me #19

Not really a fact,

but for future you;

If I die young or middle aged or at any age really!

I want you to go out and fall in love again!

Start a new adventure!

Live the movie Up!

However!

Take her to any of our favourite spots

or remarry in the same church,

I will haunt you for eternity.

xo younger (loving) me.

Sweet nothings

Dear future husband,

Fact about me #18

Although I have no clue how to respond to them,

I don't mind compliments!

Compliments are like toilet paper,

you can never have enough of them!

xo younger (cheesy) me.

Don't believe me!

Dear future husband,

Fact about me #17

I will 97% of the time tell people not to buy me a birthday present,

because I am fine without one,

I may even say this to you.

DO NOT BELIEVE ME.

I'm a girl, 

I say what I don't mean

and I can be confusing.

Buy me a ticket to the zoo!

Though I honestly love home made gifts!

xo younger (confusing) me.

Not acceptable.

Dear future husband,

Fact about me #16

I find none of the following to be acceptable!!

And that is it for now,

xo younger (pickier) me.

Beyonce and Lumpy Space princess

Dear future husband,

Fact about me #15

Okay, I lied, this isn't a fact,

in fact this un fact is advice!

xo younger (pure) me.

Never too old!

Dear future husband,

Fact about me #14

I love Adventure time!

And I love Disney!

And I believe I always will!

Whether I'm 26 years old and changing our babies diapers,

or 126 years old and our babies are changing my diapers,

this fact will always remain!

xo younger (young) me.

Vows

Dear future husband,

Fact about me #13

I like classical movies!

When we get married, 

you might as well add into your vows

that you promise to watch a classical movie with me at least once a month!

Movies may include Pride and Prejudice, Downton Abbey, etc.

But never the Notebook.

xo younger (classy) me.

Kardashian baby names

Dear future husband,

(this fact is to be taken seriously... or not, I don't mind)

Fact about me #12

I don't follow the Kardashians,

However,

I heard about Kim naming her child North West.

If your last name happens to be one of the four cardinal directions,

we will NOT be naming any of our children after one of the other three!

xo younger (determined) me.

Praying for you!

Dear future husband,

Fact about me #11

There is something I want you to know future husband,

Everyday I pray for your safety, 

even if I don't know who you will be,

I will continue to pray for you until I die, 

and probably even more after that!

xo younger (wiser) me

My fault.

Dear future husband,

Fact about me #10

I love to bake and cook

and of course to eat!

So here is a suggestion that you should not take lightly;

If you're going to propose,

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT

hide the ring in my food.

We won't be seeing it for a while,

and after that it may lose its magic!

xo younger (hopefully fatter) me.

Weird

Dear future husband,

Fact about me #9

I like the weird!

Don't buy me a bouquet of flowers

 or a box of chocolates!

(unless you want to, because I also like them!)

Buy me a bouquet of cereal boxes and piglets,

or a box of handmade photo frames!

The weirder, the better!

Believe me, armadillo handbags will be all the rage!

xo younger me.

Learn from me:

Dear future husband,

Fact about me #8

I love music.

I highly recommend learning the guitar!

and I have always wanted someone to serenade me 

from outside my window!

(but perhaps check brothers and father aren't home first!)

xo younger me.

(Kind of) Serious note:

Dear future husband,

Fact about me #7

My father is the most important man in my life,

and my mother is the most important woman in my life.

I suggest you ask permission to do anything before marriage.

Family means the world!

xo younger me

Don't ever.

Dear future husband,

Fact about me #6

I love Lord of the Rings

& 

The Hunger Games.

I suggest you NEVER mention your dislike for either.

(apply this to anything I love!)

xo younger me.

My loves

Dear future husband,

Here are a few facts in one post!

Fact about me #3

I thoroughly enjoy gaming.

I suggest you don't get over confident as I will destroy you in any game.

Fact about me #4

Don't get jealous over Johnny Depp

(If you are Johnny Depp, don't worry about this one!)

If I married you, you are obviously way greater in every way, except maybe in acting?

(okay this is more of a statement or two rather than a fact, sorry!)

Fact about me #5

I love cats.

But if we are getting married, then you have saved me from the fate of crazy cat lady,

so my love for you must be greater!

^you saved me from this!

xo (the forever grateful) younger me.

I'm a believer

Dear future husband,

Fact about me #2

I am a strong Christian.

Nothing you say or do could ever change this.

xo younger me.

Positivity!

Dear future husband,

So as not to scare you away, let me start with a positive!

Fact about me #1

I actually have no issue with the toilet seat being left up.

However,

Urinate on the toilet seat and fail to clean every last drop,
you won't get very far before I dunk your head in the toilet.

xo younger me.

Greetings readers!

Lately I seem to be seeing a whole lot of women and even men complaining about their partner not being able to read their minds, moods, signals, etc.

So I got to thinking, how can I avoid this disaster when my time comes?

And that is how we ended up here!

I thought, what if, someone had a manual full of secrets, pet peeves, loves, hates, etc that their partner could read! wouldn't this save precious time wasted on arguments or trying to hint things out.

So henceforth you will find random information about me and other jargon.

Anything from my love of Johnny Depp, to my hate for Frodo Baggins.

And so my dear reader (perhaps even future husband), since destiny has magically placed us both here, please grab a bowl of popcorn, sit back, relax and enjoy my musings! 

xo Me