Weird

Dear future husband,

Fact about me #9

I like the weird!

Don't buy me a bouquet of flowers

 or a box of chocolates!

(unless you want to, because I also like them!)

Buy me a bouquet of cereal boxes and piglets,

or a box of handmade photo frames!

The weirder, the better!

Believe me, armadillo handbags will be all the rage!

xo younger me.