Dear future husband,
So as not to scare you away, let me start with a positive!
Fact about me #1
I actually have no issue with the toilet seat being left up.
However,
Urinate on the toilet seat and fail to clean every last drop,
you won't get very far before I dunk your head in the toilet.
you won't get very far before I dunk your head in the toilet.
xo younger me.
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